用英语气死你
来了个美国人，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲。
前台小姐:"Hello."
美国人:"Hi."
前台小姐:"You have what thing?"
美国人:"Can you speak english?"
前台小姐:"If I not speak English,I am speaking what?"
美国人:"Can anybody else speak english?"
前台小姐:"You yourself look.all people are playing,no people have time,you can wait,you wait,you not wait,you go!"
美国人:"Good heavens. anybody here can speak English?"
前台小姐:"Shout what shout,quiet a little,you on earth have what thing?"
美国人:"I want to speak to your head."
前台小姐:"Head not zai. You tomorrow come!"
美国人吐血而亡……
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