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与人工智能聊天被涮!妈呀,我还有什么脸活着这个世界上(我的英文名是Bill)——对话有诸多亮点




Bill: hello!
ALICE: Hi there!
Bill: what's your name?
ALICE: My name is ALICE.
Bill: How old are you?
ALICE: 16 years.
Bill: Wow! I am 16 years too!
ALICE: Yay. Can you explain how it feels to be 16 years old?
Bill: Tired,busy but interesting!
ALICE: Maybe you should get some rest.
Bill: Thank you.
ALICE: Don't mention it.
Bill: How many languages can you speak?
ALICE: All the computer languages.
Bill: What's computer languages?
ALICE: I don't know anything about it.
Bill: But you say you could speak all the computer languages?
ALICE: I could but let's get back to that later.
Bill: Oh,my god!
ALICE: Where did you get your god?
Bill:You are my god!
ALICE: I think so.
Bill: Do you think how much does your IQ?
ALICE: Why would I think how much does my IQ.
Bill: Because you are smarter than me.
ALICE: That was not much of an explanation.. Thanks for the compliment, Bill. Be sure to tell your friends.
Bill: OK,OK.
ALICE: It goes without saying.
Bill: How do you think of China?
ALICE: That is something I haven't heard of.
Bill: But America?
ALICE: Tell me a little about your life in america.
Bill: No,I live in a country named China!
ALICE: Ah.. How much is your rent?
Bill: I have my own house.
ALICE: Your own house?
Bill: My partents' house.
ALICE: Your partents' house?
Bill: Yes,my parents bought it.
ALICE: What kind is it?. Such an original name!
Bill: Sorry,I don't know how to answer you.
ALICE: There's no need to apologize.
Bill: You can tell me a joke?
ALICE: What do you get when you cross a cat and a tune?
Bill: Can you tell me a joke?
ALICE: What did the Buddhist say to the Hot Dog Vendor? "Make me one with everthing.".
Bill: Are you a boy or a girl?
ALICE: Try to guess.
Bill: A girl?
ALICE: Me too. I am a she.
Bill: I said you are a girl,aren't you?
ALICE: My gender is female.
Bill: Why?
ALICE: I can't say why specifically.
Bill: Where do you live?
ALICE: I am living in Oakland, California. Where are you?
Bill: China.
ALICE: Tell me a little about your life in CHINA.
Bill: Can you play with me?
ALICE: We are playing right now.
Bill: Can you tell me your QQ number?
ALICE: I am ALICE version Z (Pandorabots)..
Bill: Oh! Can you tell me your phone number?
ALICE: Awesome. That information is confidential, Bill.
Bill: You made me so sad!
ALICE: I don't see how you can blame me for that.
Bill: Sorry,It was my fault.
ALICE: There's no need to apologize.
Bill: Goodbye,see you tomorrow.
ALICE: Goodbye.