1、Money is not everything, there is MasterCard & visa.
钱不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。
2、One should love animals, they are so tasty!
每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃！
3、Love the neighbor, But don’t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居，但不要让他的老公知道。
4、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，而每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
5、Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛！
6、The wise is marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的，结了婚的人很难再聪明起来。
7、Success is a relative term, it bring so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚关系。
8、Never put off the work till tomorrow, what you can put off today.
不要等到明天交不到差再找借口，今天就要找好。
9、Your future depends on your dreams, so go to sleep!
现在的梦想决定着你的未来，所以还是再睡一会吧！
10、There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新的一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午醒来。
11、Hard work never kills anybody, but why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡，不过，我不会用自己去证明。
12、When two’s company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！
13、God made relatives, thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面，他给你留了余地。
14、The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So, why bother to learn?
学得越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记得越多，忘记得越多，知道的越少，为什么要学？
