世上最强的中国式英文1．we two who and who？
> > > > 咱俩谁跟谁阿
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> > > > 2．how are you ? how old are you?
> > > > 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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> > > > 3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you
> > > > 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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> > > > 4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！
> > > > together up ！
> > > > 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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> > > > 5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you
have
> > > > nothing to say,go home!!
> > > > 有事起奏，无事退朝
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> > > > 6．you me you me
> > > > 彼此彼此
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> > > > 7．You Give Me Stop!!
> > > > 你给我站住！
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> > > > 8．know is know noknow is noknow
> > > > 知之为知之，不知为不知…
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> > > > 9．WATCH SISTER
> > > > 表妹
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> > > > 10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son can make
> hole!!
> > > > 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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> > > > 11．American Chinese not enough
> > > > 美中不足
> > > > 12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
> > > > 车祸现场描述
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> > > > 13．heart flower angry open
> > > > 心花怒放
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> > > > 14．go past no mistake past
> > > > 走过路过，不要错过
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> > > > 15．小明：I am sorry!
> > > > 老外：I am sorry too!
> > > > 小明：I am sorry three!
> > > > 老外：What are you sorry for?
> > > > 小明：I am sorry five!
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> > > > 16．If you want money,I have no;
> > > > if you want life,I have one!
> > > > 要钱没有，要命一条
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> > > > 17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
> > > > 我叫李老大，今年25。
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> > > > 18．you have two down son。
> > > > 你有两下子。
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> > > > 19．as far as you go to die
> > > > 有多远，死多远！！！！
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> > > > 20．I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn
> my
> > > > face
> > > > 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
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> > > > 22．The king who is ****ing is the sun of the king who has ****ed.
> > > > 金正日是金日成的儿子
horse horse tiger tiger 马马虎虎
no three no four 不三不四
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