瑞星卡卡安全论坛综合娱乐区Rising茶馆 【转贴】小侄子是这样让狗狗惭愧的

12   1  /  2  页   跳转

【转贴】小侄子是这样让狗狗惭愧的

【转贴】小侄子是这样让狗狗惭愧的

一楼住户不知从哪儿弄来一只大狗。初来乍到,它警惕性非常高,一有点响动就狂吠不已。我家在六楼,尽管每天上下楼蹑手蹑脚,但十有八九还是要被狂吠一通。我胆子小,狗一叫我就拼命跑,生怕它突然冲出来。
   
      周日,我去接正在上英语培训班的小侄子到家里吃饭。刚进一楼,大狗照旧“汪汪汪”地叫起来,叫得我心惊肉跳。小侄子却一点也不害怕,扯起嗓子对着喊:“吐吐吐”。奇怪的是,“吐吐”几声后,大狗居然偃旗息鼓,不叫了,并且发出可怜的“哼哼”声。
   
      回到家,我问小侄子用什么办法,居然能镇住这么凶猛的狗。小侄子洋洋得意地说:“当狗对你汪汪叫时,它其实是在说one(一),你就回two(二),这时狗因为无法回你three(三),非常惭愧,就不叫了。”

[用户系统信息]Opera/9.22 (Windows NT 5.1; U; zh-cn)
最后编辑2007-11-24 10:19:54.733000000
分享到:
gototop
 

呵呵,好老的笑话了
gototop
 

该用户帖子内容已被屏蔽
gototop
 

这也能??

晕死了。

gototop
 

汗啊汗啊~~~~~~~狗狗~~
猫叔真的怕大狗狗~~??
gototop
 

直接拿把AK47射死狗
gototop
 

该用户帖子内容已被屏蔽
gototop
 

马拉松都行
gototop
 

Logfile of HijackThis v1.99.1
Scan saved at 21:04:10, on 2007-11-23
Platform: Windows XP SP2 (WinNT 5.01.2600)
MSIE: Internet Explorer v6.00 SP2 (6.00.2900.2180)

Running processes:
C:\WINDOWS\System32\smss.exe
C:\WINDOWS\system32\winlogon.exe
C:\WINDOWS\system32\services.exe
C:\WINDOWS\system32\lsass.exe
C:\WINDOWS\system32\svchost.exe
C:\WINDOWS\System32\svchost.exe
C:\WINDOWS\system32\spoolsv.exe
C:\WINDOWS\ATKKBService.exe
C:\Program Files\CMBCHINA\WebProtect\WPService.exe
C:\Program Files\Network Associates\Common Framework\FrameworkService.exe
C:\Program Files\Network Associates\VirusScan\Mcshield.exe
C:\Program Files\Network Associates\VirusScan\VsTskMgr.exe
C:\WINDOWS\system32\nvsvc32.exe
C:\WINDOWS\Explorer.EXE
C:\WINDOWS\RTHDCPL.EXE
C:\WINDOWS\system32\RUNDLL32.EXE
C:\Program Files\Network Associates\VirusScan\SHSTAT.EXE
C:\Program Files\Network Associates\Common Framework\UpdaterUI.exe
C:\Program Files\Common Files\Network Associates\TalkBack\TBMon.exe
C:\WINDOWS\system32\ctfmon.exe
E:\qq游戏\飞速土豆\飞速Tudou\TudouVA.exe
E:\qq游戏\飞速土豆\飞速Tudou\TudouVAMonitor.exe
C:\Program Files\360safe\safemon\360tray.exe
C:\Program Files\StormII\Storm.exe
C:\Program Files\Internet Explorer\iexplore.exe
C:\WINDOWS\notepad.exe
C:\Program Files\Thunder Network\Thunder\Program\Thunder5.exe
C:\Program Files\360safe\360safe.exe
E:\155847200541134207\HijackThis.exe

O2 - BHO: Thunder AtOnce - {01443AEC-0FD1-40fd-9C87-E93D1494C233} - C:\Program Files\Thunder Network\Thunder\ComDlls\TDAtOnce_Now.dll
O2 - BHO: ThunderBHO - {53763D1C-9CA8-4C7C-9756-A8E6B8FC063B} - C:\Program Files\Thunder Network\Thunder\ComDlls\xunleiBHO_Now.dll
O2 - BHO: SafeMon Class - {B69F34DD-F0F9-42DC-9EDD-957187DA688D} - C:\Program Files\360safe\safemon\safemon.dll
O4 - HKLM\..\Run: [RTHDCPL] RTHDCPL.EXE
O4 - HKLM\..\Run: [Alcmtr] ALCMTR.EXE
O4 - HKLM\..\Run: [NvCplDaemon] RUNDLL32.EXE C:\WINDOWS\system32\NvCpl.dll,NvStartup
O4 - HKLM\..\Run: [nwiz] nwiz.exe /install
O4 - HKLM\..\Run: [NvMediaCenter] RUNDLL32.EXE C:\WINDOWS\system32\NvMcTray.dll,NvTaskbarInit
O4 - HKLM\..\Run: [ShStatEXE] "C:\Program Files\Network Associates\VirusScan\SHSTAT.EXE" /STANDALONE
O4 - HKLM\..\Run: [McAfeeUpdaterUI] "C:\Program Files\Network Associates\Common Framework\UpdaterUI.exe" /StartedFromRunKey
O4 - HKLM\..\Run: [Network Associates Error Reporting Service] "C:\Program Files\Common Files\Network Associates\TalkBack\TBMon.exe"
O4 - HKLM\..\Run: [360Safetray] C:\Program Files\360safe\safemon\360Tray.exe /start
O4 - HKLM\..\Run: [TkBellExe] "C:\Program Files\Common Files\Real\Update_OB\realsched.exe"  -osboot
O4 - HKCU\..\Run: [ctfmon.exe] C:\WINDOWS\system32\ctfmon.exe
O4 - HKCU\..\Run: [bgswitch] C:\WINDOWS\system32\bgswitch.exe
O4 - HKCU\..\Run: [TudouVAStart] E:\qq游戏\飞速土豆\飞速Tudou\TudouVA.exe
O4 - HKCU\..\Run: [MsnMsgr] "C:\Program Files\Windows Live\Messenger\MsnMsgr.Exe" /background
O4 - Startup: QQ游戏启动加速程序.lnk = C:\Program Files\Tencent\QQGame\Accel.exe
O4 - Startup: 腾讯QQ.lnk = ?
O8 - Extra context menu item: 使用迅雷下载 - C:\Program Files\Thunder Network\Thunder\Program\geturl.htm
O8 - Extra context menu item: 使用迅雷下载全部链接 - C:\Program Files\Thunder Network\Thunder\Program\getallurl.htm
O8 - Extra context menu item: 导出到 Microsoft Office Excel(&X) - res://C:\PROGRA~1\MICROS~2\OFFICE11\EXCEL.EXE/3000
O8 - Extra context menu item: 添加到QQ表情 - E:\qq游戏\AddEmotion.htm
O9 - Extra button: 启动迅雷5 - {09BA8F6D-CB54-424B-839C-C2A6C8E6B436} - C:\Program Files\Thunder Network\Thunder\Thunder.exe
O9 - Extra 'Tools' menuitem: 启动迅雷5 - {09BA8F6D-CB54-424B-839C-C2A6C8E6B436} - C:\Program Files\Thunder Network\Thunder\Thunder.exe
O14 - IERESET.INF: START_PAGE_URL=http://www.microsoft.com/
O16 - DPF: {0CA54D3F-CEAE-48AF-9A2B-31909CB9515D} (Edit Class) - https://site.cmbchina.com/download/CMBEdit.cab
O16 - DPF: {0EB0E74A-2A76-4AB3-A7FB-9BD8C29F7F75} (CKAVWebScan Object) - http://www.kaspersky.com.cn/webscanner/kavwebscan_unicode.cab
O17 - HKLM\System\CCS\Services\Tcpip\..\{1CEFA273-FD3F-4544-B933-9D02EF8DB49A}: NameServer = 202.96.64.68
O17 - HKLM\System\CS1\Services\Tcpip\..\{1CEFA273-FD3F-4544-B933-9D02EF8DB49A}: NameServer = 202.96.64.68
O18 - Protocol: KuGoo - {6AC4FBC7-AA38-45EC-9634-D6D20B679EFC} - C:\WINDOWS\system32\KuGoo3DownXControl.ocx
O18 - Protocol: KuGoo3 - {6AC4FBC7-AA38-45EC-9634-D6D20B679EFC} - C:\WINDOWS\system32\KuGoo3DownXControl.ocx
O18 - Protocol: livecall - {828030A1-22C1-4009-854F-8E305202313F} - C:\PROGRA~1\WINDOW~3\MESSEN~1\MSGRAP~1.DLL
O18 - Protocol: msnim - {828030A1-22C1-4009-854F-8E305202313F} - C:\PROGRA~1\WINDOW~3\MESSEN~1\MSGRAP~1.DLL
O21 - SSODL: WPDShServiceObj - {AAA288BA-9A4C-45B0-95D7-94D524869DB5} - C:\WINDOWS\system32\WPDShServiceObj.dll
O23 - Service: ATK Keyboard Service (ATKKeyboardService) - ASUSTeK COMPUTER INC. - C:\WINDOWS\ATKKBService.exe
O23 - Service: Cmb WebProtect Support (CMBWPS) - China Merchants Bank - C:\Program Files\CMBCHINA\WebProtect\WPService.exe
O23 - Service: InstallDriver Table Manager (IDriverT) - Macrovision Corporation - C:\Program Files\Common Files\InstallShield\Driver\11\Intel 32\IDriverT.exe
O23 - Service: McAfee Framework 服务 (McAfeeFramework) - Network Associates, Inc. - C:\Program Files\Network Associates\Common Framework\FrameworkService.exe
O23 - Service: Network Associates McShield (McShield) - Network Associates, Inc. - C:\Program Files\Network Associates\VirusScan\Mcshield.exe
O23 - Service: Network Associates Task Manager (McTaskManager) - Network Associates, Inc. - C:\Program Files\Network Associates\VirusScan\VsTskMgr.exe
O23 - Service: NVIDIA Display Driver Service (NVSvc) - NVIDIA Corporation - C:\WINDOWS\system32\nvsvc32.exe
O23 - Service: Windows Live Setup Service (WLSetupSvc) - Unknown owner - C:\Program Files\Windows Live\installer\WLSetupSvc.exe

请帮忙看看哪个是灰鸽子,先谢谢了!
gototop
 

楼上挺聪明的
gototop
 
12   1  /  2  页   跳转
页面顶部
Powered by Discuz!NT