女人心 海底针，永远别指望能猜透。

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman 吻她吧，不够君子

If you don't, you are not a man 不吻吧，不象汉子

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying 夸她吧，说你欺骗

If you don't, you are good for nothing 不夸吧，说你一无是处

If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing 顺着她吧，她就爱“妻管炎”

If you don't, you are not understanding 不顺着她吧，说你不善解人意

If you make romance, you are an 'experienced man' 太浪漫，就怀疑你是“情场老手”

If you don't you are half a man 规矩规矩，就说你男人味不够

If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring 常去看她，招她厌烦

If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing 去得少了，怪你猎艳

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy 穿得好一点，说你花心

If you don't, you are a dull boy 穿得邋遢点，说你没活力

If you are jealous, she says it's bad 吃醋吧，说你太狭隘

If you don't , she thinks you do not love her 大度吧，说你不够爱她

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her 求欢吧，说你不够尊重她

If you don't, she thinks you do not like her 反之，说你不够喜欢她

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait 你迟到了，她抱怨等得花儿也谢了

If she is late, she says that's a girl's way 她迟到了，女孩特权。

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